Don't forget for a second that people have broken hearts, and in clumsy attempts to not feel their own pain, they can suddenly turn on you. It feels like you've been blind-sided. Unless you remember maybe you have a broken heart, too. You can be kind to it. You can heal it with words. You can tell it you're its best friend. It listens. (–Source: taxi1010.com stargate07)

"I beg your pardon?"
—Small world. And if.
—Sorry it breaks your rule.

"Language, huh?" [In warning tones]
—Small world. And if.
—I hear you get that from washing your ears.

"How many times have I told you not to use that fucking language?"
—Small world. And if.
—On stormy nights.

"I can't talk to you. I can't be friends with a racist. That's just it."
—Small world. And if.
—What's up? You look normal.

"Now that's racist."
—Small world. And if.
—I'm a fool and I work a little.

"Do everyone a big favor and go sit in your room."
—Small world. And if.
—They go on and on, in lounges and toilets.

"You don't have a pot to piss in."
—Small world. And if.
—Each in their own way.

"It isn't worth it." [Turning on their heels, without paying, after you've made them a double-scoop vanilla ice-cream cone]
—Small world. And if.
—Lucy's psychiatric help must cost seventy-five cents now.

"You and your friends are really weird." [They're not attracted to inner light – They're attracted to delusions of grandeur]
—Small world. And if.
—It's not bad to be weird; it's not bad to be crazy; because everyone is – If you run into a group of people who likes you, you usually think they're weird – The only people who are famous are people who do weird things.

"I think my friends are scared of you."
—Small world. And if.
—I think it's that they're so pent-up.

"You're not making things any easier."
—Small world. And if.
—A thief can sometimes help people better than a hospital.

"Mom was right – You really are a waste of space."
—Small world. And if.
—It has nothing to do with now – When you feel bad, you have to realize it has nothing to do with now.

"You're very, very weird."
—Small world. And if.
—A lot of people aren't too smart ... If someone's smarter than them, they think they're weird.

"You're so weird."
—Small world. And if.
—It takes one to know one!

[Theme from The Twilight Zone]
—Small world. And if.
—If I'm not weird by now, when will I be?

"That's just what I was going to say."
—Small world. And if.
—There's hope, there's trust, there's compassion, there's companionship.

"Beyoncé Knowles should have won instead, for 'Single Ladies.'" [Someone grabbing the microphone from you, during your acceptance speech]
—Small world. And if.
—Remember: Stay out of the way of trains – Trains can't swerve.

"She was so great when she was young."
—Small world. And if.
—It's good to know it's not just you.

"He'll say anything to get elected."
—Small world. And if.
—We'll just see what happens, won't we?

"Resolute support for President Bush's policies would make Mr. Coors a 'rubber stamp' for the administration."
—Small world. And if.
—A model isn't an idea; it's a guide to the idea.

"We understand that this current Georgian leadership is a special project of the United States, but one day the United States will have to choose between defending its prestige over a virtual project or real partnership which requires joint action ... Frankly speaking, once again I was surprised by the skills of the speech writers who prepared the statement of the U.S. president." (–Russian Foreign Minister, Sergei Lavrov, August 13, 2008)
—Small world. And if.
—That's a big strain, not killing five people ... They believe all these things on the news – They think that's what's happening.

"Don't lick the cactus, you stupid animal!"
—Small world. And if.
—If it doesn't scream, how do you know it's alive?

"Well, we only came because Michael wanted to know who all his relatives are."
—Small world. And if.
—Are you sure it's not a punishment?

["Where were you born?"] "In the USA."
—Small world. And if.
—I wouldn't doubt it.

"PIG!"
—Small world. And if.
—Whatever you want.

"Don't you know there's a war on?"
—Small world. And if.
—I was in total shock.

"Why are you surprised?"
—Small world. And if.
—Why do you think?

[Someone dropping your business card into the trash can]
—Small world. And if.
—Maybe it's a broken heart.

"Do you know LISP?"
—Small world. And if.
—A lot I need it for.

"Give up?"
—Small world. And if.
—It just goes to show, if you don't try, and you work hard, nice things happen.

"Thank you ... and try not to be weird to people."
—Small world. And if.
—If you want to fool around, lie.

"I bumped into an old friend of yours."
—Small world. And if.
—They're too good for me.

"Yes?" [Almost colliding with you in a grocery store]
—Small world. And if.
—Don't be shy – Don't be good.

"You must enjoy this in a sick kind of way."
—Small world. And if.
—How could I ignore you?

"I know it's not all heartfelt."
—Small world. And if.
—If I don't help everyone, Ming the Merciless will take over the world.

[Physical comedy, boorish pratfalls, or weird mocking behavior]
—Small world. And if.
—The whole world goes past this door.

"You sly dog!"
—Small world. And if.
—Holy shit!

"I forgot who I was talking to."
—Small world. And if.
—When I was someone.

"In my oppinion you should be fired for wrighting such a biast article in a (somewhat) professional newspaper."
—Small world. And if.
—That's very good to know.

"Attacks: What to do/say when somebody disses you (weird, have a look) http://www.taxi1010.com/sunporch.htm" [Link from Gift Wrap – Monthly Newsletter for Gifted Teenager, Nov '02]
—Small world. And if.
—Far different, and strange.

["New friends keep joining you in line in front of me Can I just get a small cup of coffee? I have a taxi waiting outside with the meter running."] "No. I'm waiting to go to class, too."
—Small world. And if.
—I hope I die the way I've lived ... After you!