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WINGS |
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"Here you go, dear – Appreciate it." [Paying for a taxi ride] |
—How delicate. |
—It's a stitch – Far from me! |
"Oh, dear!" |
—Long line. A crime wave. |
—Try everything! |
"Is that the best you can do?" |
—Long line. A crime wave. |
—That's strange, coming from YOU. |
"The last few years have been the best Barack Obama can do, but it's not the best America can do." (–Mitt Romney, April 24, 2012) |
—Long line. A crime wave. |
—Who are you? |
"What's a good line?" |
—How delicate. |
—That's really all it is. |
"Are you just going to cut in line in front of me?" |
—Long line. A crime wave. |
—Believe me, I've been through it. |
"Are you in line?" |
—Long line. A crime wave. |
—Needless suffering ... This is the pipeline to McDonald's ... There's no sense suffering needlessly ... Ignoble suffering. |
"You were supposed to get in the line!" |
—Forget it! |
—Get a shovel ... Stay away from tricksters! |
"It's a thin line between love and hate." |
—How delicate. |
—Not if you're in the tank corps. |
"You've spoken of the number of apologies you have tried to make. How many apologies does a professional get before they realize they are an incompetent and move on to another line of work?" (–Mike Stark) |
—Forget it! |
—Is this 119? You need help. |
«Best line to say to a girl» |
—How delicate. |
—If someone did ten thousand of something, one might turn out really good. |
"Such a wimp." |
—How delicate. |
—Don't be too sure. |
—How delicate. |
—"Topless Sunset" ... |
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"That's a very good line." |
—Forget it! |
—Over the edge. |
"Is this line open or are you the last one?" |
—Forget it! |
—That's pretty good, isn't it? |
"I'm cold! Can you close the window? I'm really a wimp." |
—Forget it! |
—It's just a memory. |
"That's for milquetoasts." [Salesman describing the new BMW M3] |
—How delicate. |
—I'll have to remember that one. |
"There she goes!" [The girl you're secretly crazy about] |
—Forget it! |
—You know, I had a mother; I don't need another one. |
"Do those dogs bite?" |
—Forget it! |
—Not my dog. |
"Everybody's doing it." |
—Forget it! |
—I think that's enough. |
"Everybody's taking something. Why not?" |
—Long line. A crime wave. |
—Where did those big dogs come from? |
"Everybody's crazy today." |
—Long line. A crime wave. |
—Perfect control. [Also see, Peer Pressure] |
["Why doesn't this taxi have a meter?"] "You are very rude." |
—Forget it! |
—Something funny about this money. |
"How rude of you!" |
—The one behind you. |
—If Allah didn't want dogs to bark, he wouldn't have made them. |
"How rude!" |
—The one behind you. |
—You're supposed to have your own life, do your own things, and that's it! |
—Long line. A crime wave. |
—Look in the oven. |
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"Whose idea was this?" |
—Forget it! |
—It's a confluence of planets. |
"Can we try a French kiss?" |
—Forget it! |
—Me and my kidneys thank you. |
"This isn't working; you're not my type." |
—How delicate. |
—Can't you do anything wrong? |
"Maybe it's for the best." [Rejecting you] |
—How delicate. |
—I can afford to feel things like that. |
["Maybe I should go."] "I think that's best." |
—How delicate. |
—What do they have? Nothing! Just a mountain of bills. |
"We feel the time has come for you to have graduated." [Having overstayed your welcome at a Christian Japanese Church] |
—How delicate. |
—That's the dead hand of the Church – I don't have time for unhappy people. |
"How could you be so rude?" |
—Forget it! |
—I've got a girlfriend. |
"That was rude!" |
—Long line. A crime wave. |
—What a great discussion. |
"That wasn't very polite." |
—How delicate. |
—Everyone is rude to people who think they're better than other people. |
"Did you notice you're the most polite person here?" |
—Long line. A crime wave. |
—It's a matter of honor. |
"It was just the ether, Wilbur." |
—Forget it! |
—Did you read, "Hansel and Gretel?" |
"Who would you root for if the Yankees played the Cubs in the World Series?" |
—Forget it! |
—That's a fairy tale. |
"Now that you have a home in Chappaqua, idiots will be driving by tooting their horns." |
—Forget it! |
—Was that you? |
[When you pick up the phone, the caller says,] "Who's this?" |
—Forget it! |
—Before your time. |
["This is Richard."] "Richard ... Hart? Is this Richard ... Hart?" [An anonymous bill collector] |
—Forget it! |
—Hello! Do you talk to cockatoos? |
"What's your boss say about this?" |
—Forget it! |
—No one says you can't, right? |
"Who wrote this piece of shit?" |
—Forget it! |
—It's too hard. |
"Why did you decide not to advertise with us anymore?" |
—Forget it! |
—I talked it over with my parents. |
"Why did you decide to go with the other company?" |
—How delicate. |
—The well is dry. |
—How delicate. |
—Wherever it's bad – It's a madhouse? [Image] |
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[Something to tell yourself, having not been invited to the party next door] |
—The one behind you. |
—You just think you're a shit, and everyone else is happy. |
"With a body like that, you could go places!" |
—The one behind you. |
—You could go to Pleasure Island. |
"Rachel's a lousy whore!" |
—The one behind you. |
—I'm too old – Cash only! |
"You stay out of it; this is between her and us." |
—The one behind you. |
—Want another one? |
"You're a weakling." |
—The one behind you. |
—Who says I have to play life by your rules? |
"We have a dress code." |
—Forget it! |
—Everyone's gone through that phase ... A little wound up. |
[Someone booting you out of a blues club, essentially because you're by yourself] |
—Forget it! |
—I know you! I know you and that dog are in collusion ... Well, let's leave it at that ... That's how you get over these things ... You find a nicer situation, and see the difference. |
"So you respond to unoriginal things with unoriginal things?" |
—Long line. A crime wave. |
—It's not just words ... It means something ... Then you'll hear the yes-but, you know, the giant asshole that comes out of the sky and shit comes out of it. |
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07-NOV-2014.
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As follows
CODE WORDS: best, bite, [booting], code, cookie, crank, crumbles, dear, decide, dysfunctional, ether, everybody's, French, goes, graduated, idiots, king, line, milquetoasts, Nancy, [party], pattern, phisher, places, polite, Rachel's, root, rooting, rude, screening, this, tooting, unoriginal, weakling, wiggle, wimp
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