"When you're an old man you start to develop breasts."

—It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

"How do you defend yourself with words?"

—You have to take yourself out of it.

"I must remind you you're under oath."

—You know, with the gods.

"Have you ever actually used it?"

—I think what you do is, put a little dirt in.

"I always read your column – Of course, I don't understand it, but I still read it."

—I'm authentic, right?

"Accept Christ or burn in hell!"

—There are these people who never got angry in their life.

"Excellent! Have you ever taken a course in conflict management?"

—There are plenty of places you can go.

"How would you describe this entire system for dummies?"

—This is the real thing.

"Profoundly tedious work."

—Like Rubik's Cube.

"I went to Public School! – I are smart!"

—Terrible people, but smart!

"They simply want to keep counting votes until they like the results."

—Slow and steady wins the race.

"You've Got a Life – Now Defend It!" [Motto for new card game based on taxi1010.com]

—I've got Moxie's Disease!

"Do you take any of these accusations seriously? Obviously you don't."

—What's the other one?

"I didn't let you pay the PG&E bill for a long time."

—Waiting, huh?

"Good riposte."

—What else did I want to tell you?

"Calm down!"

—That is too easy!

"Boy, you're easy."

—If I feel like it.

"Easy come, easy go."

—It's just one more thing, right?

"Please remain calm."

—Why shouldn't I remain calm?

"Take it easy."

—Don't kill yourself.

"Relax! – Take it easy!"

—I still have things to do.

"Relax, man! Too early."

—You're right – Hide!

"Did I wake you up?"

—I saw it coming.

"Wake up!"

—It's hard for me to count money and think at the same time.

"You think you're pretty smart, don't you?"

—Don't worry – You can count on ineptness.

"That was smart." [Attacking herself for dropping a heavy piece of furniture]

—None of us are as dumb as all of us.

"That was smart." [Sarcastically]

—Not all the time.

"It's your mind I like – Say something smart."

—A list of things to do in Portland: (1) Get out.

"Speak louder, Mr. Hart! Fill the room with your intelligence!" (–Professor Charles W. Kingsfield Jr., The Paper Chase, 1973)

—It's hard to come by ... I won't be embarrassed if you put a dollar in a jar ... No one knows if it's real or in your mind ... It's like a glimpse of birds ... It's so powerful you can't believe it ... The glimpse ... I used to like Hitler until I saw color films ... He had cheap uniforms ... It doesn't matter ... What difference does it make? ... It's just a different idea ... And next he'll put colors on it ... Now I can hold my head up ... There's very little value on humans these days, simply because they're human ... So when does this occur to you? ... If you're dealing with Hitler, what difference does it make if you're successful or not? ... Get out!

«Old fashioned word for argumentative person»

—A wrangler.

"I'll give you a ticket."

—You never get too tired for that.

"Maybe you were hallucinating."

—Nice weather, huh?

"Very cerebral."

—It's so hard.

"Well, none of us have any answers."

—The Thief of Bagdad, starring Douglas Fairbanks, 1924; Rembrandt, with Charles Lawton, 1936; Circle of Iron, starring David Carradine, 1979; The Music Box, Laurel & Hardy, 1932; Beauty and the Beast, Jean Cocteau, 1946; The Cat from Outer Space, Walt Disney, 1978; The Woman in the Moon, Fritz Lang, 1929; Metropolis ... Rosanne Barr singing the National Anthem, 1990 – That's my mental pathway block.

"You have to pick your fights."

—If I'm bored – You get into Archie and Veronica -land.

"Someday you'll realize that being smart doesn't mean you have all the answers."

—David Daniels says, "If you hold a question now, someday you will realize you have lived into the answer."

"You might not be that smart."

—I'm talking about the realm of ideas, a higher level of existence.

"You are so smart!"

—Now you have proof.

"What do you think we're paying you for?"

—Something no twelve-year-old would understand.

"What do Black people think of Louis Farrakhan?"

—Whatever's fair ... Everybody's bad – Everybody's good.

"So now you're a big shot."

—How did Mae West put it? – If evil knocks, I'll try it.

"You're brilliant! Thanks."

—Like Nature.

"Do you actually think before you say anything?"

—Are you jealous?

"Honey, I could take you home and give you a fuck that would leave you smiling in the morning, but you just don't rate!"

—What do we call this, the last roundup?

"More schizo with a computer fun." [A taxi1010.com mention in "The Greatest Thinker" thread at dumbrella.com]

—When you come again, you can play!