The dumber and smaller someone is, the more they pretend they're smart and big – He has very deep ways of hating. (–Source: taxi1010.com stargate50)

"I think you're a joke at what you do."
—It's murder!
—Stop talking or I'll put you back in the trunk.

"How is everything in Room 237?"
—It's murder!
—There ain't nothin' in Room 237. But you ain't got no business goin' in there anyway. So stay out. You understand?

"Think you're so funny?"
—It's murder!
—You probably feel no one has the right to talk to you this way.

"He doesn't."
—It's murder!
—I ate some bad meat.

"You think abortions are funny?"
—It's murder!
—Or the noble art of bull fighting ... That's why they're not popular ... Anyone can get married ... How much did Mary and Joseph's wedding cost? ... We don't know ... Be creative and you get axed! ... You have to be consensive! ... Real butcher boy! ... His aim is to bore people to death ... He's very skilled, too ... It still is warm ... We call them the physical terrorists ... It's good to not believe you're God ... unless you're Catholic ... You see but through a glass darkly ... I warned you against that! ... Wireless is in.

"That's not your experience."
—It's murder!
—A little presumptuous!

[Someone sinking into a silence in the middle of a conversation]
—It's murder!
—Gets you angry, huh?

["Hi!"] [The cold shoulder]
—It's murder!
—It's practically killing me!

[Someone hanging up on you]
—It's murder!
—It was nothing to speak of ... You see how things build up.

"You don't think that's relevant?"
—It's murder!
—You don't have to get your shit together – Your shit is together!

"Well now Richard, I hope you don't take this the wrong way – He totally disinterests me." [The upstairs neighbor he writes notes to the landlord and police about]
—It's murder!
—Nothing passes his mighty eye.

"He doesn't want to be friends with you?"
—It's murder!
—Representational acting, for when you're not connected to a light sparkly sensation in your chest.

"He uses a live body shield, huh?"
—It's murder!
—Hands of stone.

"It ain't over between you and me."
—It's murder!
—That's what you save money for.

"What's so funny?"
—It's murder!
—A huge amount, I guess.

"Hot enough for you?"
—It's murder!
—Don't let me catch you throwing your clothes around tomorrow!