Without warning, they blithely run off the road, abandoning the playing field of rational discourse – Logic means nothing in their world. With phony come-ons, they try to insinuate themselves into your life, knowing there's something about you — the way you were raised, your innate sense of decency — just something they can spot to take advantage of you — You don't have to let them — With a little knowledge and a sense of humor, you can give it right back. (–Source: taxi1010.com stargate17)

"What made him snap?"
—Why you need some help.
—That's a loaded question!

"Wednesday."
—Why you need some help.
—You just don't know.

"How well do you really know someone?"
—Why you need some help.
—I will no longer use my pet's name as a password!

"Do you have someone?"
—Why you need some help.
—I don't really have to have one.

"So how are you?"
—Why you need some help.
—Old age ... Everyone knows reporters are paid liars ... You know, the child murderers? ... His bank statement is sent in a box of chocolates ... Search me? ... Are you sure it's not the same thing, over and over? ... Part of it is the people you meet, too ... They're screwballs ... That's deterrent number forty-eight.

"It's scary, isn't it?"
—Why you need some help.
—It's magical.

"Hey, buddy! Where's Spear Street?"
—Why you need some help.
—I'm not in the in-crowd; I don't know anything.

"Yeah, that's right." [Sarcastically]
—Why you need some help.
—You're right, and I'm right.

"How was your day?"
—Why you need some help.
—A nice life is what you allow into it ... Another terrible job is making violin strings.

"I haven't see you in a long time – Where've you been?"
—Why you need some help.
—One foot in heaven.

"I asked you how you are."
—Why you need some help.
—You know, you never know ... Really intense.

"Where've you been? Have you been on vacation?"
—Why you need some help.
—Haven't I seen you before?

"How much is it, if you don't mind my asking?"
—Why you need some help.
—One boring interlude after another.

"Starts at $3.10?"
—Why you need some help.
—For a long time.

[Any incomprehensible or inexplicable question]
—Why you need some help.
—Search me? ... God is too big to fit inside one religion.

"Where are the most shops?"
—Why you need some help.
—Don't criticize things or expect anything.

"How do you keep your mind quiet?"
—Why you need some help.
—I hear a pitter-pat in my head unless I sleep with my mouth open.

["It's how to change the mood if someone is mean or difficult."] "How do you do that?"
—Why you need some help.
—It's not so easy to do.

"Do the right thing."
—Why you need some help.
—Don't say anything; don't sign anything; just put it in the bank.

"Sorry to block your way again."
—Why you need some help.
—Are you trying to make me feel like a heel?

"Hey! Airport moving?"
—Why you need some help.
—HEY, YOURSELF! ... WHO SAYS? ... Search me?

"How was the airport?"
—Why you need some help.
—Go join the Moroccan Air Force!

"It's cold in here."
—Why you need some help.
—You know, when you have an idea, follow it through.