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"What good are friends?"
—There's hope.
—This is a new one ... They're
all jerks, rats and scum! ... They have all these cute things
to say ... I love farting! It's privacy's friend ... Don't
get sucked in!
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"Are you kidding me? – Are you serious?"
—Very mysterious.
—It's hard.
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"You need to find new
friends."
—Clean slate!
—As long as it's not you.
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"What's new, Richard?"
—Nothing fancy.
—Especially for people who are
living by the skin of their teeth.
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"It's too bad you lost your job at IBM."
—Oh, actually?
—It's the people who stay in the
monastery who get into trouble.
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"Get to work!"
—Far superior.
—Are we tearing a herring?
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"Hey, asshole, do you
know what time it is?"
—Hardly ever.
—I don't even look at it, sweetie
... Every year you get a little less, sweetie.
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"Don't work too hard!"
—Sure, boss!
—That's all you can do is just
keep hammering away – I'm a stagehand.
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"So what else is new?"
—So WHAT?
—I know it hasn't cast its spell
on you.
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"Stay out of trouble
now."
—By moonlight.
—It's hard enough having Nature
poking at you.
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"Oh, you are in trouble
now — You are so busted!"
—Someone might.
—Everything you can think of.
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"Rat!"
—Says who?
—Oink! Oink! Oink! I like this
game ... What am I now?
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«Words associated with
self defense»
—Very little.
—A little every day adds up to
a lot.
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"The elephant in the
room no one talks about."
—Totally unhelpful.
—If you work in an office in LA,
you've seen dumbness to its depths.
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"What number are you
for?" [From a complete stranger coming out of a large
apartment building]
—Totally unhelpful.
—I'm a high school dropout –
I don't do questions.
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"You don't read newspapers
no more?"
—Do less.
—It's not going to hurt you –
Millions of dead fish.
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"That's not good."
[Mechanical, insincere banter]
—I'm adjusting.
—I have a window over my ass ...
and a light in the window.
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"I'll put that in my notebook and never forget
it." [Theatrically telling everyone what she's going
to do with the sticker
I gave her]
—How come?
—Do your worst!
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«Verbal defence for introvert»
—Thank you!
—Beyond that.
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"You talk funny."
[One five-year-old boy to another]
—Oh, actually?
—It's different every day.
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"I hope that works out for
you."
—Beyond that.
—You lay low and hold on to your
money.
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"Be good! – See
you Monday."
—Can't miss.
—I'm out of the woods.
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