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"You don't have to be as off-the-rails as Charlie
Sheen to get help." (–Neda Ulaby, NPR News)
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—If you're scared enough, you will ... Ooops! ... Last Person
I Want to Touch at Night! ... It took a tricky hop.
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"Anything I can help you with?"
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—Cashier's checks.
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—I don't see what else.
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"Can I help you find something?"
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—Cashier's checks.
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—We'll see what happens.
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"Will you open the trunk?" [From a plainclothes
ball park security official]
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—In case.
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—Ze game, zhe game is over! ... My money is in a trust fund.
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"What's your educational philosophy?"
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—What's important is the attention, not the exercises – It's
not what you do, it's how you do it.
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["What's your profession?"] "'Bye!"
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—Okay, big fish!
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"I'm totally mystified."
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—Cashier's checks.
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—You have to wait.
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"We've found someone who's just
like you!"
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—Takes years.
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"And have you found the perfect thing to say when
someone's mean?"
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—Cashier's checks.
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—Try again.
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[u'll say something, then another guy will say ..."ohh ur mom
is (whatever u just said)"]
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—Better than loving a brick.
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"You should answer when someone speaks to you!"
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—It's very disturbing to me.
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"I'm still respectful of my elders."
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—You can see where witches come from.
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"Real men never ask directions."
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—Cashier's checks.
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—Not all who wander are lost.
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"We've got the same name!"
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—Very French.
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"What is the secret of men?"
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—It brings up pain in them to have dealings with you.
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"Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle
black!"
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—Cashier's checks.
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—Staying up all night howling at the moon.
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"Nice BMW!"
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—Thank you! An honor.
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—Nice on mud.
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"It's one thing when you've got the full, rich engine of a BMW."
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—Cashier's checks.
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—Anything more?
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"Does that sound funny to you, Officer?"
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—Don't worry about this one.
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"That's a nice diamond ... for a starter."
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—You know, I'm like that, too.
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"I'm seeing someone."
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—In case.
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—That's before my time.
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"Am I supposed to take a hint?"
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—Cashier's checks.
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—Try to like everything.
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"Why did you give this to me in particular?"
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—In case.
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—Just be friendly.
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"I will never sleep with you – Not ever! –
Ever!"
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—Cashier's checks.
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—My claim to fame.
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"You're wearing that?"
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—In case.
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—Remember the good old days, when people were hippies? – Don't
look rich – It's called teasing – Holland is very advanced –
Just everything's bad – That's it today, sorry! – Should I get
more? – Everyone has all these prejudices.
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"You make me feel so short; I'm wearing flats today."
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—You're a spinning top on the table of love.
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"Did you get enough sleep, driver?"
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—Maybe I'll get a tricycle.
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"So you had breakfast."
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—Now you see why the stars drink.
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"When is your meeting?"
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—Whenever I get there.
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"If this isn't an important meeting for you, why
should it be for me?"
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—In case.
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—Isn't it funny how everybody who works like dogs is lucky?
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"We need an administration of grown-ups."
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—That's what makes America great.
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"How's your tea, Richard?" [From a frightened
waitress]
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—Thank you! An honor.
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—And dreams! ... Thank you! ... Thank you! ... Thank
you! ... [Just keep saying "Thank you!"] ... Thank you!
... Thank you! ... Thank you!
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"We aim to please."
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—It missed, right?
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"What is your aim?"
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—Cashier's checks.
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—My aim is to make money and go swimming.
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"I haven't seen one of those combos before –
Black and White!" [My two little dogs]
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—Real old-fashioned.
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—Like a whirlwind.
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20-OCT-2014.
