The Evolutionary Throwback
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The Evolutionary Throwback |
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integration |
intelligence |
veracity |
superego |
throwback |
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oc22 |
1 |
3 |
1 |
7 |
8.00 |
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oc23 |
1 |
1 |
4 |
9 |
8.25 |
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oc24 |
4 |
8 |
2 |
6 |
5.50 |
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oc25 |
3 |
1 |
4 |
8 |
7.50 |
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oc26 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
2 |
3.00 |
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oc27 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
7 |
6.00 |
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oc28 |
9 |
7 |
9 |
2 |
1.75 |
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(2.) cannot wash the dishes |
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(5.) pees in the kitchen sink at every opportunity |
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(6.) angry and resentful |
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(7.) hoards plastic containers |
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(8.) collects items to recycle, and doesn't |
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(9.) knows "correct way" to pet a dog |
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(10.) trailer trash exhibitionist |
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(11.) slop and drop cooking, slamming pots and pans |
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(12.) oaths over nothing, and other minor tantrums |
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(13.) ignoring other people elevated to a fine art |
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(14.) "secretly" uses your electric razor, then soaks it in water |
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(15.) "disarmingly" badmouths all your friends |
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(16.) steals food according to some personal ethic |
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(17.) talks back to the TV, saying things like, "Shut up!" |
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(18.) leaves water boiling until it's bone dry |
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(19.) leaves thermostat at 98 degrees all night - $270.00 bill |
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(20.) leaves oven set to "broil" until someone else turns it off |
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(21.) leaves back door unlocked |
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(22.) dimwitted alarm clock tricks, in absentia |
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(23.) "I'll pay the bill as soon as I get back!" means "NOT!" |
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(24.) takes months to settle his fair share of household expenses |
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(25.) leaves kitchen sink stopped up and overflowing |
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(26.) loses temper if you intervene |
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(27.) discards toenail clippings on living room rug, injuring dogs |
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(28.) thrives in ambiguity — obfuscates in unexpected ways |
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(29.) it's not so much that he lies — he's narrow-minded and shameless |
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(30.) overruns the dining room table with his treasures |
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(31.) commandeers the remote control and sleeps with it |
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(32.) slams the toilet seat down |
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(33.) destroys things |
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(34.) tracks wet paint through the front door: "It's not my house!" |
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(35.) expresses contempt for dogs, smells, and other natural things |
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(36.) has an abiding and lifelong dream of becoming an astronaut |
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(37.) uses your bath towel to clean garlic and oils from pots and pans |
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(38.) dramatically opens all the doors and windows when you cook |
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(39.) spirits your kitchen utensils to remote locations |
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(40.) sets up elaborate plinking pools under dripping faucets |
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(41.) starts cursing the moment he wakes up |
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(42.) one ugly thing after another ... every sentence is a rat ... |
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(43.) very good at pushing things aside and cleaning things halfway |
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(44.) has trouble bonding; does not understand cause and effect |
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(45.) says he's different from other people, and hates outsiders |
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(46.) does not understand the unbound horizons of friendliness |
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(47.) prefers pain — tries to take people there |
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(48.) when he leaves the toilet lid down, it means he didn't flush it |
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(49.) howls at the TV like a clown in a Fellini movie |
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(50.) creates vast banks of floodlights, or turns out all the lights |
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(51.) leaves things out, including himself |
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(52.) cranky, maybe charming as a child, he's become a curmudgeon |
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(53.) leaves the refrigerator door propped open |
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(54.) a lot of times he doesn't know what he's doing |
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(55.) he's expressing huge rushes of hormones |
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