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                   The Time-Line Fallacy - Any attempts 
                    to force natural 
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                   or intellectual pursuits is essentially nonproductive - 
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                   Everything  misery, depression, 
                    loneliness  vanishes 
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                   when self-esteem is based on honesty instead 
                    of 
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                   ambition - Savor everything. 
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                   "How would you like to be in Waikiki 
                    now?" 
                    Very awkward. 
                    The best things in life are free. 
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                   "Rich kids go 
                    there." 
                    Even now. 
                    Their parents? There's no such thing 
                    as a rich kid. 
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                   "And how far 
                    along would you say is that process?" 
                    What's different? 
                    Let things develop. 
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                   "Thank you for not breeding ... 
                    Get out of the gene pool!" 
                    Going up! 
                    Be proud you're in a panic  
                    It puts you 
                    in the top one percent of humanity. 
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                   If someone expresses utter contempt for 
                    you, 
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                   don't say a word - Just tell an ex-Jesuit. 
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                   "I'd advise you to mind your manners  
                    You're in the big water now." 
                    Oh, really? 
                    Now I think school is out. 
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                   "What are the results 
                    of your research so far?" 
                    Very simple. 
                    You have to be yourself and 
                    you have to like what you like. 
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                   "Why don't you introduce 
                    me to this lovely young lady?" 
                    Next time! 
                    I told you he was a troublemaker. 
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                   "She's going over there in a purple 
                    dress, purple socks, 
                    and purple shoes, and I'm going to 
                    tell everyone 
                    you dressed her." [Mother to 
                    a nine-year-old girl, 
                    whose little sister is on an excursion] 
                    It's terrible. 
                    From rags to riches. 
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