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Blurting out anything at all, spouting off
rhetoric,
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repeating insults they've heard from other
people, these
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people look really perplexed -
They haven't figured out
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that Trojan Horse insults can go in
both directions!
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"Let me tell you why I'm skeptical."
—Just don't!
—Think big.
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"I think I'll
keep him."
—How exotic.
—Cheaper than martinis.
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"My friend over there says
you're a jerk."
—That thick.
—Really perplexed ... Don't
kid yourself.
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"Duuhhh!"
—From overseas.
—You're smarter than that.
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You can see a lot of Essential Life Scripts
as Vaudeville
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routines - Other players appear from
out of the blue like
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wind-up toys trying to punish you -
You just wind
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them up and they do whatever they're doing.
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"Do you have a quarter,
Sir?"
—Until recently.
—What would you do with six of them,
lying on the floor?
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"Have you got a cigarette?"
—Maybe.
—Don't look!
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"You can't win."
—Why not?
—Ask my assistant.
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"That would be slumming
it for you."
—How amusing.
—I must be getting smarter.
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