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You can write literature, actually, if you reread
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, who was supposed to have
been an alcoholic, but that's an insult. Same goes for my father, who
went to Harvard. I wasn't allowed to go to Harvard, because my mom hated
him so much. So I went to Dartmouth. For some reason, I got hold of three
master keys to that College and found they'd open any door whatsoever
on the entire campus, except for some new inner offices in the chemistry
building. Not that master keys did you any good. You see the inside of
a professor's office or not, it didn't much matter. You knew what you
knew.
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